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Jul 28, 2026

👾 Snitches get data breaches (and researchers get nothing)

Oh, and crypto bros are pivoting to AI and Brian Armstrong would like a word

Jul 21, 2026

👾 When AI wants to hold your hand AND your severance

PLUS: Christopher Nolan calls AI a see-through Trojan horse, and honestly the Greeks stopped hiding a while ago

Jul 14, 2026

👾Your AI lied, Elon and Sam cried, and DeepSeek’s fried

Oh, and Spain just arrested a pro-Russian hacktivist with famously bad OPSEC

Jul 7, 2026

Fired at Microsoft, sideloaded out at Amazon, and surveilled in Chrome

INSIDE: T-Mobile is fighting Broadcom in court over VMware support rights on licenses it already paid for.

Jun 30, 2026

👾 Astro-Ball, Quantum Fall, and Copilot's RICO Call

PLUS: The White House app that force-installs on government phones autofills "Greatest President Ever" when you try to text the President. Totally standard app behavior.

Jun 23, 2026

👾 Fable's down, Teams lost the crown, and the FBI built a whole fake town

PLUS: SpaceX raised $85.7 billion in the largest IPO in history. Musk is a trillionaire. Some of us can’t afford guac at Chipotle.

Jun 16, 2026

nightmare eclipse, $7,500 tips, and pyongyang on your company's payroll drips

ALSO: Microsoft is locking Office 2019 on Mac to read-only starting July 13. Subscribe or cry.

Jun 9, 2026

Qubit Me Once, Shame on Microsoft...

ALSO: A ransomware affiliate got banned from their own criminal operation for hitting a Moscow-connected company. Even crime has HR now.

Jun 2, 2026

Code Gets Safe, Old UIs Get the Boot, and Law Firms Got Their Files Stolen by a Guy in a Suit

Oh, and... the AI agents replacing your job can apparently be compromised with a single HTTP header character. One. Character.