Oh, and while Cloudflare was busy breaking things, other companies were busy making billions...
Oh, and... Meta's losing AI talent faster than Facebook loses teenage users to TikTok...
PLUS: Amazon bullies Perplexity's shopping bot while IBM axes thousands and Epic high-fives Google...
INSIDE: Stock market goes brrr for NVIDIA, Jamf gets acquired, and spyware drama that would make Netflix jealous...
PLUS: Serval raises $47M to teach robots how to restart other robots...
ALSO: Grocery delivery in 10 minutes is apparently worth $7B, while my pizza still takes 45 minutes to arrive
PLUS: Qualcomm bought Arduino and AltStore raised $6M to build a cooler app store
PLUS: EA goes full nepo-baby mode while California makes AI companies promise to be transparent (good luck)...
PLUS: India's dumping Microsoft for Zoho, OpenAI's burning $500B on data centers, and vibe-coding apps are DOA.
PLUS: Fiverr axed 250 humans while going "AI-first," because nothing says innovation like unemployment with buzzwords...
PLUS: Intel plays musical chairs with executives while SpaceX pays $17B to skip the regulatory line...
PLUS: Salesforce fires humans, hires robots. Oh, and British supermarket chain wages £100M war against VMware
