PLUS: India's dumping Microsoft for Zoho, OpenAI's burning $500B on data centers, and vibe-coding apps are DOA.
PLUS: Fiverr axed 250 humans while going "AI-first," because nothing says innovation like unemployment with buzzwords...
PLUS: Intel plays musical chairs with executives while SpaceX pays $17B to skip the regulatory line...
PLUS: Salesforce fires humans, hires robots. Oh, and British supermarket chain wages £100M war against VMware
ALSO: Elon sues Apple because one billionaire tantrum a week isn’t enough.
PLUS: Deel's participation trophy lawsuit win, Intel's $2B sugar daddy situation, and Meta's fourth AI reorg this year
INSIDE: Why Siri needs an AI babysitter... and hackers are using your own Office tools against you.
INSIDE: The Cisco “vishing” disaster, Perplexity's reading comprehension issues, and why grandma's keeping dial-up
ALSO: UK gov extends cloud deals like a procrastinating student and Elon spills Tesla's $16.5B secret
Microsoft Goes Full Creeper Mode While Clorox Gets Pwned by "Please Sir, May I Have Some Passwords?"
Oh, and by the way, Google's Chrome security circus continues...
ALSO: Meta poaches Apple's AI talent because apparently even Apple thinks Siri is beyond salvation
