ALSO: UK gov extends cloud deals like a procrastinating student and Elon spills Tesla's $16.5B secret
Microsoft Goes Full Creeper Mode While Clorox Gets Pwned by "Please Sir, May I Have Some Passwords?"
Oh, and by the way, Google's Chrome security circus continues...
ALSO: Meta poaches Apple's AI talent because apparently even Apple thinks Siri is beyond salvation
PLUS: Grammarly acquires Superhuman while Proton sues Apple over App Store monopoly...
PLUS: Judge says AI can read books but can't pirate them, like your college roommate
PLUS: WhatsApp: Now with 100% more annoying ads than before!
PLUS: Mozilla's shutting down more services faster than a failing restaurant removes menu items
PLUS: Microsoft layoffs continue as execs discover $25.8B profit isn't quite enough money
INSIDE: Mac users targeted by fake Ledger apps. Hackers say "what's yours is mine-rs" to crypto wallets.
Nintendo ditches TSMC for Samsung, Luminar CEO gets the boot, and 23andMe sells for pennies on the dollar
PLUS: Brain implants to control Apple devices, $8.4B crypto crime hubs, and Google's billion-dollar privacy fine - tech's wild week continues
