ALSO: Google's 30% app store cut officially dies and Speedtest just sold for 8,000% profit (crying in missed opportunities)
PLUS: The Pope banned ChatGPT sermons, Intel fired all human support, and VCs threw $1.1B at AI chips on a random Tuesday.
PLUS: The FTC is coming for Microsoft's lunch money, and for once it's not about browsers.
PLUS: Vega gets $120M to fix security's hoarding problem while xAI co-founders keep ghosting Elon...
INSIDE: Disappearing AI deals, Google's infrastructure obsession, and a quarter-billion for "new takes" on old problems...
PLUS: Micron drops $24B on Singapore chips and Waabi gets $1B for robot taxis...
ALSO: India downloaded 25.5 billion apps in 2025, proving humans will binge literally anything in bite-sized format...
PLUS: Dell wants £10M from VMware while Meta murders more VR dreams and someone forgot to password-protect shipping data...
AWS weekend price hikes, and saying goodbye to a Sega legend
PLUS: Nvidia invested in 67 venture deals because apparently octopi need stock options too.
This year’s most-clicked cybersecurity fixes that saved more servers than your morning coffee
Oh, and... Intel quietly gave up on their open-source project like that friend who stops replying to group chats.
